Every time that you get undressed, I hear symphonies in my head - The story of Mr Lil’ Wing dang doodle

 

A few months ago on a hot summer day, I decided to give Tinder a shot. I was not looking for anything serious just a for little summer fling.  With no idea what I was doing; I swap left and right.

 

Shortly after Mr Lil’ Wing dang doodle and I met each other. It turns out he was an politician, extremely handsome and had a great body. I was drooling all over him he was charming, had the looks and surprisingly he had the same name as my ex. I thought that it was some kind of sign off the universe. Wrong.  More importantly, he told me that he only wants something serious, that  he wasn’t looking for a hook up. I couldn’t believe that a guy from Tinder just declined my summer hook up and actually was looking for something serious. Feeling kind of surprised, I decided to just go for it and for the next weeks we went on some hot summer dates. Every time I tried to get frisky, he would tell me that we should wait till we create an emotional bond. I found it kind of strange (shocker) he’s a guy isn’t sex what they all aim for at first! (and since when do the French actually want to wait). But he made me feel incredible sexy and  there was so much attraction between us that it really couldn’t go wrong..so I thought.

 

After a while the end of the summer was coming. Like all things everything comes to an end and it was about time to resolve this mystery.  On one day after he had way too much to drink, I finally got some affections from him. He took me to his place that night and it all happened so fast. He aggressively ripped my clothes off.. god I can remember how excited I was hoping that after weeks of waiting this would be the best sex of my life. And there is was staring at me.. itsy bitsy little twinkie I couldn’t believe what just happened. Is that why he wanted to wait for sex so that I create an emotional bond with him?

I didn’t want to dump him just because of his size and after all I did had feelings for him.  Knowing that my body is also not perfect, how would I feel if he would dump me just because of my breast size!! I tried to apply the size doesn’t matter attitude and really tried to make it work. But no it was just too small. The next couple of dates I kind of faked it. It looked like he wasn’t bothered about his size, maybe nobody ever told him? And if you wonder what happened ; shortly after he broke things off with me told me he was too busy (I was kind of relieved).

If I never see your face again I don’t mind – The story of bumping into my ex Pierre

Last Valentine’s day I was the most happy girl on earth celebrating this day in the city of love with my Frenchie. He was the Don Jon of all Frenchie’s, a sexy dark-haired Frenchman! His name was Pierre and he was the love of my life. We started the day with some old fashioned breakfast in bed, after that we spend most part of the day strolling around beautiful Paris. This year around I also met Pierre but in a different kind of way..

It was Thursday the 12^th February, while being all dolled up and on my way to the Fifty Shades of Grey premiere (which was awesome) I was confronted by a very awkward incident..

Slowly I walked down the metro, my heels were killing me and my dress was far too tight and my hair  was all messed up my the wind. While sitting in the metro I couldn’t help but notice a very handsome guy that was sitting in front of me, even just slightly seeing him from behind he kind of reminded me of my ex Pierre. ‘’Could it really be Pierre?’ ,’’In an empty metro in Amsterdam?’’,’’ What kind of coincident would that be?’’ No, I didn’t want to believe that! After the horrible realization that it was really him, I noticed that he was with a girl kissing and hugging her. There was an awful shock that came thought me and the first thing I was concerned about was how I looked, and thank god I did look damn hot. While staring at him with literally my mouth open he slowly turned around and was even more in shock then me! That awkward moment of silence came in...I just stood up walked around them...looked him in the eyes.. and quickly went out the next stop. Yes. I know. I just couldn’t deal with this situation of him being with her, because in reality I still had feeling for him and being ok about this would just hurt me more.

I guess our love was really made for movie screens hehe

Bisous!

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